Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Top funny Question and Answers

Question: What is your date of birth?
Answer: July fifteenth.
Question: What year?
Answer: Every year.
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Question: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all?
Answer: Yes.
Question: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Answer: I forget.
Question: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Question: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Answer: Oral.
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Question: How old is your son - the one living with you.
Answer: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Question: How long has he lived with you?
Answer: Forty-five years.
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Question: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
Answer: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Question: And why did that upset you?
Answer: My name is Susan.
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Question: Sir, what is your IQ?
Answer: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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Question: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
Answer: We both do.
Question: Voodoo?
Answer: We do.
Question: You do?
Answer: Yes, voodoo.
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Question: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?


Question: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
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Question: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Question: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
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Question: Did he kill you?
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Question: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
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Question: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
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Question: How many times have you committed suicide?
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Question: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Answer: Yes.
Question: And what were you doing at that time?


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Question: She had three children, right?
Answer: Yes.
Question: How many were boys?
Answer: None.
Question: Were there any girls?


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Question: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Answer: Yes.
Question: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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Question: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
Answer: I went to Europe, sir.
Question: And you took your new wife?
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Question: How was your first marriage terminated?
Answer: By death.
Question: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Question: Can you describe the individual?
Answer: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Question: Was this a male, or a female?
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Question: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Answer: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Question: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Answer: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Question: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
Answer: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.....