~ I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
~ I`m not lazy, I`m on energy saving mode.
~I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D.
~ DIET ---------------; [D]id [I] [E]at [T]hat.
~ "Are you athletic?" .. "Yeah I surf.....the internet"
~ I slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food...LoL
~ Lazy rule: Cant reach it. Don't need it.
~"Dude you're fat" "It runs in the family" "Dude nobody in you're family runs"
