Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work.
IT guy1: "Guess what, mate," "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."
IT guy2: "What did you do?"
IT guy1: "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special"
IT guy2: "You're kidding me!"
IT guy1: "I then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
IT guy2: "Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?"
IT guy1: "It's a 1 GB RAM and mobile internet connectivity card and............"
IT guy1: "Guess what, mate," "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."
IT guy2: "What did you do?"
IT guy1: "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special"
IT guy2: "You're kidding me!"
IT guy1: "I then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
IT guy2: "Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?"
IT guy1: "It's a 1 GB RAM and mobile internet connectivity card and............"