Mr.Bean and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who
should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said:
"Your Honor, I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She
should be in my custody".
... ...
The judge turns to Mr.Bean and says "What do you have to say in your
defense?"
Mr.Bean for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose.
"Your Honor, if I put $10 in a vending machine and a Coke comes out,Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?"
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should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said:
"Your Honor, I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She
should be in my custody".
... ...
The judge turns to Mr.Bean and says "What do you have to say in your
defense?"
Mr.Bean for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose.
"Your Honor, if I put $10 in a vending machine and a Coke comes out,Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?"
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